Come on.\u00a0 Think about it.\u00a0 Your husband has just died, you are on your own and you are feeling lonely.\u00a0 In order to solve your issues (being alone), you need to go out and meet another man.\u00a0 Now, I’m no relationship expert, but I’d say it would be hard to meet the 2nd man of your dreams being a recluse now wouldn’t it?<\/p>\n
Let’s move to fat people now.\u00a0 Stop sitting and eating and moaning about being ‘big boned’ or having ‘glandular problems’ just stop eating! I can do it, so can you, it’s easy Chunk, STOP EATING FOOD!\u00a0 Vegetables grow in the ground, you’re rooted to it, pick some and jam them down your throat hole, quick sharp!<\/p>\n
Now who? I know, poor people in the north. Well you stop being so fucking lazy.\u00a0 Get yourself a proper job and earn enough money, like me.\u00a0 There are jobs out there if you want them.\u00a0 I’ve seen them in my paper for Christ’s sake!<\/p>\n
Lastly, gays.\u00a0 Stop being bloody gay.\u00a0 We all know it’s for attention, we all know you didn’t get enough attention liking ladies so you thought you’d jump on the man loving bandwagon.\u00a0 It sickens me.\u00a0 God had no intention of man intercoursing with another mans bum.\u00a0 Stop it!\u00a0 Like women and bloody well lump it!<\/p>\n
I am, of course, being ironic.\u00a0 Not all fat people are fat becuase they want to be or because they’re lazy. Not all people are poor because they aren’t very good at their jobs, and gays are certainly not gay becuase they choose to be, coming to that particular conclusion via an elaborate ‘decision\u00a0matrix’. Wouldn’t it be nice if people who are different or who are in a difficult place were helped out of their predicament, given a little ‘nudge’ in the right direction or provided with support of like people rather than being pilloried and pigeon holed.<\/p>\n
This all leads to you Jan Moir.\u00a0 Could you please, kindly, get on a bus with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Littlejohn, buy a single to ‘ill-informed’ and fuck off.\u00a0 Bushell can pilot this double decker you are all so comfortably situated and proceed to, knowingly, steer it right up the arse of Eve Pollard. This collision of gobshites would undoubtedly create a kind of moronic worm hole, where all lack of tolerance and common decency towards your fellow man would go to die.\u00a0 An almighty trans-dimensional, sensationalist paradox. You annoy me Jan Moir, but by doing this you could perform a favourable act on behalf of the human race. You massive cunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Come on.\u00a0 Think about it.\u00a0 Your husband has just died, you are on your own and you are feeling lonely.\u00a0 In order to solve your issues (being alone), you need to go out and meet another man.\u00a0 Now, I’m no … Continue reading