{"id":162,"date":"2011-09-06T20:06:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T20:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/?p=162"},"modified":"2011-09-06T12:09:23","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T12:09:23","slug":"kin-ross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"Kin Ross"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wee Johnathan, with your curly hair –<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Your incomplete linguistics.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And Paul, a tool there is no higher –<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A face like broken biscuits.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Your shorter than your brother John,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And generally more insipid.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

But at least your sycophancy knows it\u2019s bounds<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Unlike the yes-boy you grew up with.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

In the name of the father and the BBC,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

He throws praise about like jelly.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And presumably part of the idea<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Is that we suck it all in merrily.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Witness to a funny man<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Stroke egos of detached buffoons<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Audience avoid thought<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gain unknown pleasure –<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Lose soul.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Give me back Paul, the irritating little cunt.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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