{"id":223,"date":"2011-09-21T21:22:11","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T21:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/?p=223"},"modified":"2011-09-26T20:13:20","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T20:13:20","slug":"the-yurt-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"The Yurt of Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found the tent<br \/>\nIt seems quite big<br \/>\nI thought I&#8217;d got it wrong<br \/>\nI hadn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s a yurt<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d been told it was a tent<br \/>\nThis must be it<br \/>\nIt should travel in time<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s give it a go<\/p>\n<p>I typed in the destination<br \/>\nI pulled a lever<br \/>\nThe lights flashed<br \/>\nThe motion knocked me over<\/p>\n<p>I got up<br \/>\nIt seemed like ages<br \/>\nI dusted myself off<br \/>\nI pushed the door open<\/p>\n<p>The light was bright<br \/>\nMy eyes focussed<br \/>\nI looked around a bit<br \/>\nIt was disappointing<\/p>\n<p>It was as I had left it<br \/>\nI hadn&#8217;t travelled in time<br \/>\nThe lying bastards<br \/>\nWhat a dull yurt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found the tent It seems quite big I thought I&#8217;d got it wrong I hadn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s a yurt I&#8217;d been told it was a tent This must be it It should travel in time Let&#8217;s give it a go &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/?p=223\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jimandpaul.net\/selfindulgence\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}