Category Archives: Roadkill

On the subject of animals made dead by motor vehicles

All the colours of the rainbow

Posted on September 25, 2011 by Jim

DIY Chameleon you say?  I’ll show you how to make one: You will need 1 Cat 1 Tiny Mallet Paint in various colours 1 Pair of Secateurs 1 Tiny Spoon Some Polyfilla 1 Pair of Clippers A Shitload of Toilet … Continue reading →

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Cat, bag and deep water body

Posted on August 30, 2011 by Jim

It’s a new garden, the lawn is in reasonable nick and there are no flowers or plants yet because we’ve just moved in.  It’s no golf course fairway but it’ll do.  My back is turned, I go to make a … Continue reading →

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Compared to what?

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Paul

Poor squirrel. With your top lip raised and front teeth on show, no doubt an expression of pure agony, frozen in time at the exact point your brain shut down. Look at you there, coiled up with your little paws … Continue reading →

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